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bare_elf's picture

banned from yoga class

Banned for wearing yoga pants to a yoga class Puzzled this is very confusing since everyone else was wearing yoga pants or shorts. The instructor said they where way to tight. I am a small and they where xsmall. Oh well, so I went to Neiman Marcus and got three more pair, since I am now saving money by not going to yoga class Wink

Elf

Dulac's picture

Siegecore Delay

Hey all. I want to apologize for Siegecore's delay. Originally I was going to use the old CMS. Then I was thinking of building it from scratch using react and node. I've decided on using sql rather than nosql, so I might just use wordpress for the time being. After that I can replace it with react and node using sql. It takes awhile to build a cms from scratch. I think now that I've recently decided sql is better than nosql, I can get it going with Wordpress. I think I'll replace Wordpress's frontend with react or angular after. I have to explore rendering in angular before I decide.

kathycf's picture

Hrmm, dating apps are everywhere it seems

I know it must be easier to at least meet people online and try dating, unlike years ago when you had to actually seek out places that a person with the qualities you are looking for might be. (Was that a run on sentence? I think it was a run on sentence). But maybe I should stop living in 1997 and see what I can do to earn some money. Judging by advertisements, there seems to be a huge school of fish in the sea, just waiting to hook that special someone.

Love Innocent

So for whomever is interested, here is a new dating app that I am working on.

bare_elf's picture

more funny bird noises

@AndrewNadeau0
If it only takes 10,000 hours to master a skill why am I still so bad at sleeping?

@JimmyBauer
The main difference between a nudist and a streaker is speed.

@junejuly12
*drinks a bottle of smartwater* And now we wait...

bare_elf's picture

a funny tweet.

@rachelle_mandik
i ask my toddler what's in the box she's holding. "chaos!" she replies. "chaos! chaos!" i know she's trying to say "crayons," but it's not like she's wrong. Smile Wink Rachelle and her kid are funny Insane

Elf

bare_elf's picture

Just a funny story

A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. A gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few

seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short

while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to

apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone,

"I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams,

it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's

another condition”.

kathycf's picture

Old timey ads...

The olden days sure must have been fun!
Smile Smile Smile
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Stuffed Girl Heads
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Quote:
One of the nicest qualities is that they don't talk back!

I'm just curious about who came up with this idea, why they thought it would be popular and the workings of the mind who would purchase such an item.

The price seems fair, only $2.98. And well, sure, you could make jokes about Mary being a wallflower and how Karen is always trying to get ahead (groan), and there is a choice of hair color.

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