Cat Jokes for Kathy from Kathy

Hi Kathy
KT has sent you some cat jokes.

What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.

What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.

How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.

If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.

She is now running about the room going Mew Ha Ha and looking for her scratching post.

BE