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Did you fall into a vat?

Hey Kathy did you fall into a vat of vanishing cream and disappear? I have not you on the site. Maybe you washed away with all the rain.
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More Funny Facts

In Indonesia, a person points with their thumb as it’s considered very rude to point with a forefinger. Laughing out loud

The Bahai People of Iran have their own calendar consisting of nineteen months each with nineteen days. Shock

In Thailand it’s considered very rude to cross your legs in public. Tongue

In Greece, a child’s tooth is thrown onto the roof for good luck. Laughing out loud

Japanese children cover their tummy button when they hear thunder. Wink

‘Morning Mr Magpie’ is often said by people in the UK to counteract the bad luck brought by the sighting of a single magpie.

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Ball Washer?

I was cycling through a golf course that is under renovation. I came across a ball washer, it looked like this. https://fmwdistinct.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/500x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/j/u/justb4teenewweb2.jpg
I had questions, but not having balls myself, I could not answer them. Do men play golf better if their balls are clean? Why not wash your balls prior to going to the golf course? If I had balls I would not stick them in that machine for any amount of money. What the heck is the crank for?

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2018 Darwin Awards.

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Some of the 2018 Darwin Award Winners Tongue

Bag-atelle
2018 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin

(22 July 2018, New South Wales AU) The ban on shopping bags has taken a terrible toll. A 58-year-old woman was run over by her Mazda CX7 after she pulled over to check whether the grocery bags were in the trunk. The car, evidently not secured by the parking brake, ambled backwards along Ambleside Drive in Castle Hill and killed the wee woman. A little mistake, a mere bagatelle, caused such a tragedy!

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interesting facts.

The word dandelion comes from an old French word dentdelion meaning tooth of the Lion, in reference to the jagged edges on the leaves of the plant. Smile

Since 1978, there have been 37 recorded incidents of people getting killed by vending machines. In all of the cases people shook the machines to get free merchandise or money, and the machines fell on them. Shock

In the Czech Republic people throw peas, not rice, at the bride and groom Puzzled

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if you could change 3 things...

If you could change three things, any three things what would they be. Does not matter if they are personal things or world bending things. I know what I would change but I will keep my mouth closed until I get some input from others just to see if I am on the right path. Wink

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Never been fond of armpit hair

I have never been fond of armpit hair on women or men. So I found this makeup trend strange and very very funny.
DYED ARMPIT HAIR Shock

http://images.beautyandmakeupmatters.com/2016/10/Crazy-beauty-trends-Ever-Colored-Armpits-1.jpg

This Armpit hair is not dyed but it is long enough to do a French Brade. Wink

https://theluxuryspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Screen-Shot-2015-07-10-at-1.16.49-PM.png

Is it just me or do others think armpit hair is just a little old fashion.

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