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Gravity: Friend or Foe?

So in the beginning of June I fell down my front steps. I don't even remember what happened. One second I'm at the top of the steps with my house key in hand and the next thing I know is my right arm hitting one of the stairs and then smacking my forehead against the landing. Gravity was not my friend that day.

Since I don't know how I fell, my theory is I was trying to fly. Backwards. Which isn't a good direction to start flying. Gotta rethink my approach on that. If I'm going to try flying, should I try being a super hero/villain too? What kind of powers should I have? Gotta come up with a cool name for myself.

Then I'd have to get a skintight costume. The material is going to have to be one of those moisture wicking sport fabrics since hero-ing around seems like it would be sweaty. I'd have to start thinking about how to find a bra/underpants that's going to fit inside my costume without lines showing through.

Is this outfit even going to be figure flattering? I've found that over the last couple of years that my waist line has kinda bulged outward despite losing weight. This getting older thing sucks, you know? I could wear sweat pants I guess. Doesn't seem all that cool though. Besides I'd have to get my self a secret hideout. Too much. eh, flarp it.

Conclusion: Gravity is a total a-hole.

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Kathy I think these names might work for the super hero you. Shadowcat because you like cats. Auntie Gravity because of your gravity issues. If you plan to get a skin tight costume forget the bra and panties. I can tell you from personal experience you will get bra and underpants lines. I would suggest instead a costume that has a skirt and thigh high boots. Not sure what top I would pick, maybe a loose off the shoulder with long sleeves. Oh yes do not forget the crash helmet!!
Elf

The only superhero that flies backwards is Powdered Toast Man, so Kathy will have to become Powdered Toast Woman.

And if the men wear their underwear outside their skin-tight body suits, so should she.

bare_elf wrote:

Kathy I think these names might work for the super hero you. Shadowcat because you like cats. Auntie Gravity because of your gravity issues. If you plan to get a skin tight costume forget the bra and panties. I can tell you from personal experience you will get bra and underpants lines. I would suggest instead a costume that has a skirt and thigh high boots. Not sure what top I would pick, maybe a loose off the shoulder with long sleeves. Oh yes do not forget the crash helmet!!

Elf

I like your skirt and thigh high boots idea Lili. If I did go with skin tight costume apparently Spanx would save the day with their VPL free underpants.

I used to wonder about super heroes and their iffy fashion sense. Underwear over tights isn't a great look, at least imo.






Powdered Toast Man can fly backwards but his method of achieving flight is *not* particularly inspiring.


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He can fly by launching himself from a toaster, or dispensing a healthy amount of flatulence.

If I where going to be a superhero it would have to be Green Arrow. If you do not know why then you do not know me Smile
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Think I like this green arrow costume best
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She's no super hero, that's for sure.

I liked when her character was more complex and relatable. I could feel compassion for her as well as dislike. But Blizzard turned her into this one dimensional whiny, horrid bit... stupid head.

At least Blizz gave her a much need makeover. When I first played WoW in 2007 they used a night elf model with a robe.

Ranger General and doesn't even have a bow.





Definite improvement