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bare_elf's picture

If you could change three things, any three things what would they be. Does not matter if they are personal things or world bending things. I know what I would change but I will keep my mouth closed until I get some input from others just to see if I am on the right path. Wink

Elf

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ghastley's picture
Chunder

kathycf wrote:
That seems creepy. I wonder he couldn't give alcohol to the subjects. Maybe because of the varying ages of the students? How did he replicate a hangover without the subject drinking?
The hangover was induced by adding the metabolites directly to the bloodstream without having the digestion process them first. Hangover via IV.

All students were of drinking age, and the trial was terminated because of poor results, rather than ethical concerns. They managed to dispel most symptoms, but the nausea was stubborn, and some subjects stated the "cure" made it worse.

kathycf's picture
Eww

That seems creepy. I wonder he couldn't give alcohol to the subjects. Maybe because of the varying ages of the students? How did he replicate a hangover without the subject drinking?

I must have seen this in a movie or tv show a long time ago, the "alleged" hangover cure was a Bloody Mary with 2 raw eggs plopped in it. Plus the celery stick! I guess if a person wanted to remove built up toxins really *really* fast, they might try that. Barfing Mary? Puzzled Shock

ghastley's picture
Zero calories

Chocolate, like most foods, has zero calories until you eat it.

Which reminds me of my college days, when all the students volunteered to be experimental subjects for a professor's hangover cure. What they found out too late was that he had a way of giving you a hangover without getting you drunk. Evil

bare_elf's picture
No Cancer and no idjits!

kathycf wrote:
1.) No such thing as cancer and I can soak up all the sun I want.

2.) That the term "Fake News" was never coined and/or no such thing as Twitter for idjits to sound off on every 2 minutes.

3.) Chocolate should have 0 calories.



No Cancer would be something I would vote for. Party Cheer Dance

I think the idjit of whom you speak invented the creation of Coins (according to his tweets) Tongue He always replies to what he calls fake news with his own faker news. Big smile

OMG I thought Chocolate had 0 calories Shock I must remember to share my chocolate because Leslie Sbrocco of "Check, Please! Bay Area" says if you share a high calorie food item with a friend the calories go to 0. Not Fake News I hope Wink

Elf

kathycf's picture
3 things, hmmm

1.) No such thing as cancer and I can soak up all the sun I want.

2.) That the term "Fake News" was never coined and/or no such thing as Twitter for idjits to sound off on every 2 minutes.

3.) Chocolate should have 0 calories.

Darkelf's picture
add operating a cell phone in

add operating a cell phone in walmart to the list but unfortunately the only thing going 5mph is their mouth..not sure how many times went downdown aisle they be standing in middle can't get around em lol

bare_elf's picture
One thing I would change...

One thing I would change is how cell phones work, such that they would not function when people are moving faster than 5 miles a hour. This would prevent people using their cell phones while driving, cycling and Jogging. Would have to change the device as you can not install common sense into people. Wink

Elf

bare_elf's picture
I like your three things DE

Darkelf wrote:
the 3 things I would change would unbalance the world... but in short 3 things

no death
time travel
everyone to live in world with love and no weapons...

I think your ideas are wonderful. However I think the no death needs an option. Where the person who feels they have lived long enough and seen enough could check out of life and maybe return many eons later just to see what might be new. I know time travel kind of covers this, I am just worried about getting totally bored. Wink Wink

Elf

bare_elf's picture
Not too serious Mart

Mart Valdez wrote:
1. the evolution of people's mindset: you know how most young ones get too dramatic, they also tend to be more open with sexual things which i think is bad.

2. the evolution of rpg games. i hate how 2nd person view became the trend nowadays, i like 3rd person view more.

3. remove religion. i seriously think religion doesn't matter, but with how people associate you to things just because you belong in a certain religion they judge and discriminate you.

sorry for being too serious.
Innocent Innocent

I do not think people's mindset has evolved, it has just changed back and forth. Sometimes too dramatic sometimes not, sometimes to open and sometimes to closed.

I truly agree with you about rpg games. third person is best.

It is not the religions themselves, but how people interpret what the leader(Drunk said. You must remember the God whom ever he or she really is is a humorist. Back when all the major religions started this being (God) went to each group and said you are my chosen and everyone else is bad. Then this being sat back and laughed when they all started fighting. Also look at what the being made with all the left over parts. Duck Billed Platypus, Tarsier, and many others I am sure you can think of a few.

Elf

bare_elf's picture
no underpants

ghastley wrote:
Underpants + 2 socks.

Always good to change those regularly. Innocent

I change my socks almost daily, do not change underpants as I do not own any.
Elf

Darkelf's picture
the 3 things I would change

the 3 things I would change would unbalance the world... but in short 3 things

no death
time travel
everyone to live in world with love and no weapons...

Mart Valdez's picture
1. the evolution of people's

1. the evolution of people's mindset: you know how most young ones get too dramatic, they also tend to be more open with sexual things which i think is bad.

2. the evolution of rpg games. i hate how 2nd person view became the trend nowadays, i like 3rd person view more.

3. remove religion. i seriously think religion doesn't matter, but with how people associate you to things just because you belong in a certain religion they judge and discriminate you.

sorry for being too serious.
Innocent Innocent

ghastley's picture
Underwear

Underpants + 2 socks.

Always good to change those regularly. Innocent