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Just a funny story

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A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. A gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few

seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short

while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to

apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone,

"I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams,

it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's

another condition”. Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks

her what her condition is. "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just 3 words”.

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. He whips

out his wallet and puts $100 dollars in her hand. He then looks her square in the eyes,

and says slowly and clearly, "Paint my house”. Big smile

Our needs change as we get older, and we tend to look for bargains Wink

I hope I never get so old that I am not interested in what the gorgeous girl was really offering Wink Love
Elf

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yes, well

My thoughts go like "me give massage" but then I am a "tactile" type of guy Wink

Insane Dwarf

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heh, well

I hope I wouldn't be too old to turn down an attractive stranger (stranger danger!) Tongue

But, I dunno. Depending on how I feel, it might be nice to say something like "Do my laundry" "Cook my dinner" or "Me want pedicure". I'm a very moody person, so I guess anything could happen.

Insane