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The crypt of riddles...

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Submitted by Templarian Arch... on Wed, 2006-08-02 00:54

Use this thread to post and answer riddles of all kinds! Laughing out loud

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Submitted by bare_elf on Wed, 2006-08-09 18:37

Templarian Arch Sorcerer wrote:
bare_elf wrote:
A. For the same reason we put cargo on ships and shippments on trucks.
B. For the same reason wound and wind are really 4 words.
I wound the wound with tape because to wind with tape will keep the dirt and wind out of the wound that has been wound.

Q.
What is red and white and black and red and white and black and moves faster and faster?

An ambulence that has been attacked by a giant squid. :P

No TAS it is a Nun that tripped on the top step and is rolling down the stairs
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Submitted by Templarian Arch... on Wed, 2006-08-09 19:05

I find your angry tone to be rather rude and tactless. :roll:
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Submitted by sjr on Wed, 2006-08-09 21:49

Templarian Arch Sorcerer wrote:
I find your angry tone to be rather rude and tactless. :roll:

What are you talking about Willis?
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Submitted by kathycf on Thu, 2006-08-10 00:51

Something in bold type doesn't necessarily equal angry, I use bold to emphasize things. See? Smile

What has ears but can't hear?

What are you talking about, Willis? Laughing out loud Heh, better call Mr. Drummond, I don't know!
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Submitted by Fair Archer on Thu, 2006-08-10 13:19

Templarian Arch Sorcerer wrote:
I find your angry tone to be rather rude and tactless. :roll:

I don't find it to be rude at all... I actually think that was quite funny! :P

Okay, I got one : If an arcane archer were to lose his the string to his bow, why couldn't he just conjure an new string?
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Submitted by Sharkull on Thu, 2006-08-10 13:34

kathycf wrote:
What has ears but can't hear?

Corn!
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Submitted by Fair Archer on Thu, 2006-08-10 13:41

kathycf wrote:
What has ears but can't hear?

Satalite dishs too. :P
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Submitted by sol77 on Thu, 2006-08-10 14:09

A coffee cup?
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Submitted by kathycf on Thu, 2006-08-10 17:09

sol77 wrote:
A coffee cup?

Sorry sol...but a coffee cup with ears? Laughing out loud Since when?

(just teasing ya, solly :hug: )

Sharkull wins the StheD prize for a correct answer...an emoticon lightbulb thingy. :idea:
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Submitted by Sharkull on Thu, 2006-08-10 18:23

Dance

What kind of clothing does a house wear?
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Submitted by Fair Archer on Thu, 2006-08-10 18:31

Sideing? :?
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Submitted by Sharkull on Thu, 2006-08-10 18:48

Nope...

Sharkull wrote:
What kind of clothing does a house wear?
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Submitted by kathycf on Thu, 2006-08-10 19:14

Oh Oh, I know!

A--dress (address) Laughing out loud

Do I win a prize? *crosses fingers*
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Submitted by sol77 on Thu, 2006-08-10 19:56

Quote:
Sorry sol...but a coffee cup with ears? Laughing out loud Since when?

We actually call the thing you hold the cup with an "ear". It was possible that you folks did too. Smile
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Submitted by firebat on Thu, 2006-08-10 20:00

sol77 wrote:
Quote:
Sorry sol...but a coffee cup with ears? Laughing out loud Since when?

We actually call the thing you hold the cup with an "ear". It was possible that you folks did too. Smile

I call that thing a ear to...
I hope I'm not chaning in some crazy swede now! 8O
Am I changing in a crazy swede?
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Submitted by Sharkull on Thu, 2006-08-10 20:22

kathycf wrote:
Oh Oh, I know!

A--dress (address) Laughing out loud

Do I win a prize? *crosses fingers*


Correct!
You win... a Disney visit!

(There, the round eared one has visited your computer screen... :silly:).
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Submitted by sjr on Thu, 2006-08-10 21:32

I was gonna say a House Coat, but it seems not to be the answer.
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Submitted by Sharkull on Thu, 2006-08-10 22:04

That would have worked (and so would a coat of paint...). Kathy just answered the one I was thinking of when making the post. Smile
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Submitted by kathycf on Thu, 2006-08-10 22:32

Yay for me. Smile

So I guess in Sweden and Holland they call the handle of a cup an ear huh? Ok, that makes more sense to me now. :dunce:

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?
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Submitted by Templarian Arch... on Tue, 2006-08-22 13:25

Cloth to make the socks which are worn by the feet. :P
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Submitted by Sharkull on Fri, 2006-08-25 17:11

Carpeting / flooring. Wink
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Submitted by Templarian Arch... on Sat, 2006-08-26 00:27

It runs as it will, but never does it walk. There is a mouth to see, but never does it talk. A bed it surely owns, but never does it sleep. Possesses it a head, but not a one that weeps. What is the answer? Cool
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Submitted by saraibrahim on Sat, 2006-08-26 09:50

A River
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Submitted by Templarian Arch... on Sat, 2006-08-26 13:46

Very Good! :o

It brings back the lost as though never gone, shines laughter or tears, with light long since shone. A moment to make, a lifetime to shed, valued when, but lost when you are dead. What is the answer?

I make you weak at the worst of all times, but in the end I keep you safe. You'll sweat in my presense, even as you grow cold. I dwell with the weak, rarely the strong, but without me, who could tell the difference? What is the answer? :P
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Submitted by kathycf on Sat, 2006-08-26 15:06

Those are tough ones. *goes off to think*

BTW Sharkull wins a prize for his answer of carpet. Arrow A new pet! :bug: His name is Ricky.
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Submitted by Sharkull on Sat, 2006-08-26 17:15

They are indeed quite good... the second one took a bit longer for me to figure out. I'm thinking 1) a memory and 2) fear... :?:

Hey Ricky :bug: ...
Wait a minute... stop right there... stay away from the optical drive's laser... now don't chew on those ISA cables... Ack! Not the CPU! NOOooooooooooo...... *Ricky gets sucked up by a fan while crawlling on the CPU's heat sink, and his remains now decorate the insides of my PC case* Sad
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Submitted by kathycf on Sat, 2006-08-26 17:51

Doh! poor Ricky... Ghost

I think you are right about memory and fear....TAS, are those correct?
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Submitted by Templarian Arch... on Sun, 2006-08-27 00:23

Magnificent! Cool

*awards sharkull with a giant tub of live tuna and goldfish to eat*
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Submitted by Sharkull on Sun, 2006-08-27 00:48

Yummy! Smile

a) As long as I eat, I live, but when I drink, I die.

b) Girls have it, boys do not, it is in life but not in Death.
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Submitted by Strider978 on Sun, 2006-08-27 14:22

a. Fire

b. The letter 'L'
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