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A game called Insult PAM

Submitted by kathycf on Thu, 2006-07-06 21:46

Just thought I would introduce a little game for folks who might like games. One has to insult the person who goes before you (the Person Above Me or PAM). However this is not a free for all. There are some rules to this game.

Do not say anything that would be considered vulgar, or mean or spiteful.
Make your insults silly and farce-like, and/or farfetched and ridiculous.
Do not hijack this game for having a fight with someone. If you are angry about something use the PM system or complain to a mod (also via PM)
Do not swear, or otherwise violate forum rules.

example: if the PAM was in fact me, I would say something like...
The PAM chews gum and then leaves little pieces under seats all over town. Or
The PAM has a diet consisting solely of licorice, artichoke and peanutbutter sandwiches.

Get the drift? Ok PBM (person below me) sock it to me! Laughing out loud

Remember now, play nice or you get whacked with a newspaper!

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Loup_Ombrage's picture
Submitted by Loup_Ombrage on Thu, 2006-07-27 02:33

The PAM competes with magpies for shiny things. Watch you don't go running into windows now TAS...
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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 2006-07-27 14:54

The PAM whome dresses up as a Teletubby thinking he's making some huge fashion statement.

Sock it to meh!
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Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture
Submitted by Templarian Arch... on Thu, 2006-07-27 15:08

The invisible PAM. Laughing out loud
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Submitted by kathycf on Thu, 2006-07-27 15:51

The PAPAM (person above the person above me) makes his bed in sawdust.

The PAM sings the song "great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts" over and over again when showering.

2 for the price of one!!! Wink ... Dance
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Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture
Submitted by Templarian Arch... on Thu, 2006-07-27 16:10

The PAM who tames snowy dragons for 15000 Gold Pieces each.
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Submitted by bare_elf on Thu, 2006-07-27 16:20

The PAM tames dragons for scale :horsedung:

The P2AM wears pink bunny slippers (woops that is not an insult thats a fact)
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Submitted by kathycf on Thu, 2006-07-27 16:31

Hiyas, Lili! Smile

The PAM washes her hair with tomato juice looking for red highlights.

Silly PAM, just get some L'Oreal!! Laughing out loud
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Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture
Submitted by Templarian Arch... on Thu, 2006-07-27 16:39

The PAM who ironically also eats dragon steak on her birthday. (Its good once you hack through the scales) Laughing out loud
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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 2006-07-27 17:25

The who gets "excited" while watching Anime.
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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 2006-07-27 17:26

Oops.

The PAM who gets "excited" while wachign Anime.

Hehe, sorry.
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Submitted by bare_elf on Thu, 2006-07-27 19:19

The PAM-G poster without a name will never ever recieve the fame. what a tragic rotten shame.

Oh and by the way kathy I use rats blood not tomatoe juice to get the red high lights in my hair the blood lasts much longer in blonde hair.

To the PNAOBM (to the person not above or below me -- ie me)

did you here the one about the blonde elf going on vacation?
ah no was it funny?
well duh it was a blonde joke.
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Sharkull's picture
Submitted by Sharkull on Thu, 2006-07-27 19:49

The PAM once climbed over a clear glass wall to see what was on the other side. :silly:
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Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture
Submitted by Templarian Arch... on Thu, 2006-07-27 20:12

The PAM who eats PAM (tm) cooking oil on a sandwich. :P
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Submitted by kathycf on Fri, 2006-07-28 00:19

The PAM has a strange fascination for chewing inordinately large wads of bubble gum, blowing bubbles and getting the gum stuck all over his face. 8O

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Loup_Ombrage's picture
Submitted by Loup_Ombrage on Fri, 2006-07-28 00:59

The PAM once tried to make a living by telemarketing... phones :P.
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Submitted by kathycf on Fri, 2006-07-28 01:04

The PAM wears feather hats and says "Yarrh!" frequently.

Very "Cap'n Jack Sparrow" of you, PAM...NOT!!

Wink Wink Wink Smile
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Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture
Submitted by Templarian Arch... on Fri, 2006-07-28 01:14

The PAM who is "birthday-rific". :P
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Submitted by kathycf on Fri, 2006-07-28 12:48

Templarian Arch Sorcerer wrote:
The PAM who is "birthday-rific". :P

That sounds more like a compliment, PAM. Smile Wink

The PAM eats gravy on their icecream.
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Submitted by bare_elf on Fri, 2006-07-28 13:02

Pam have you been enchanted by the pink bunny slippers or enshirned in that fuzzy house coat? For there is nothing wrong with gravey on ice cream as long as the Ice Cream is
Ben and Gerry's bar-b-qued beef flavor. Laughing out loud :roll:

No matter what you are still my favorite pam

:tease: :whistling: :hug:
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Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture
Submitted by Templarian Arch... on Fri, 2006-07-28 13:08

The PAM with large ears that she uses to catch flys. :P
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Submitted by bare_elf on Fri, 2006-07-28 15:31

To the Silly dragon taming PAM.
Elves do not catch flies with their long pointy ears we catch them with our tongues

So PAM here is a common insult that elves say to dragon tamers.

Mai 'ch ddraig bobi 'ch chlustiau
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Submitted by kathycf on Fri, 2006-07-28 17:02

The PAM eats BBQ beef flavored icecream with chicken sprinkles and cherries. 8O 8O

All the PAM (people above me) are nice but this particular PAM (this time that is "person above me") is my favorite PAM as well. :hug:
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Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture
Submitted by Templarian Arch... on Fri, 2006-07-28 17:05

kathycf wrote:
The PAM eats BBQ beef flavored icecream with chicken sprinkles and cherries. 8O 8O

All the PAM (people above me) are nice but this particular PAM (this time that is "person above me") is my favorite PAM as well. :hug:

The PAM who eats cacti. 8O
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Submitted by bare_elf on Fri, 2006-07-28 17:43

Oh such a pointy comment PAM

May the cacti like plant of beverage fame never reach you belly.

/me slaps herself for being rude to the PAM

may you drink all the cacti like plants you wish and promise not to train dragons or drag trains till it wears off.
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firebat's picture
Submitted by firebat on Fri, 2006-07-28 17:46

a PAM that does not wear pink slippers :P
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Submitted by bare_elf on Fri, 2006-07-28 18:52

firebat wrote:
a PAM that does not wear pink slippers :P

Firebat that is not an insult that is a fact an insult by the rules of this forum would be.

The PAM does not own slippers hope she washes her feet before going to bed.
or
The PAM is the only person I know that has rug burn on the bottom of her feet.
or
I wonder if the PAM puts sun screen on the bottoms of her feet.
or
Ewwwww you clean horses stalls without wearing pink bunny slippers
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firebat's picture
Submitted by firebat on Fri, 2006-07-28 19:00

Why would it not an insult? And your didn't include an insult either...
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Submitted by aim4it on Fri, 2006-07-28 21:08

The PAM wouldn't know what an insult is, if one hit them in the forehead.

:yankchain:
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Submitted by kathycf on Fri, 2006-07-28 22:53

The PAM saves fingernai clippings to sprinkle on his salad.

The PAPAM flies around without radar. Wink
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Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture
Submitted by Templarian Arch... on Fri, 2006-07-28 23:51

The PAM who is a dryad who wears armor made of mitherel and green dragon scales while munching on demonweb spider's legs.
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