What's black, white and red all over? (multiple answers to this one...)
a newspaper!!!
That's one of the answers I was thinking about when I posted the riddle... (yours works too TAS). Others that come to mind are:
A blushing Zebra
A panda bear with diaper rash
An orca who needs a napkin
A skunk after a tomato juice bath
A blushing Zebra
A panda bear with diaper rash
An orca who needs a napkin
A skunk after a tomato juice bath