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Just a funny story

A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. A gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few

seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short

while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to

apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone,

"I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams,

it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's

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Loincloth guys for Kathy

Hi Kathy,
I thought I should find some guys in Loincloths, because you said even Krugs can rock a loin cloth Smile These guys rock Wink

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Alicia Keys

Love this singer and this song. Alicia Keys Pawn it All
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=alicia+keys+pawn+it+all&&view=detail&mid=9764BFE56B428AEED7489764BFE56B428AEED748&&FORM=VRDGAR
Why do I keep falling in love with people like her?
Elf

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Anyone know who Lucia Micarelli is?

She is a violin player, singer, and poet. OMG can she play the violin Cheer very good singer too. On top of that she is sexy and can dance too.
Check out Lucia Micarelli on you tube.

Elf

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WINDY!!

What a change in the weather! Yesterday it was 74 degrees F, sunny and no wind at all. Today 49 degrees, cloudy and 25 mile an hour wind. I did not go for a bicycle ride, run or even a walk around the hood. Was afraid I would blow away like a kite with a broken string! Crying The weather forecast for the entire week looks sucky. I will find Thor and give him a kick in the ass! Dwarf

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Bare Elf waves at Drakelyon

wave wave wave hi hello wave wave hi hi hi hi

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Screwing up the Averages

The average temperature in the continental United States is 9 degrees Fahrenheit -- it is really much colder in most places it is just California and Arizona messing things up with temperatures like 65 degrees Fahrenheit here today and 76 degrees Fahrenheit in Phoenix Arizona at 2PM today.

Elf

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