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2018 Darwin Awards.

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interesting facts.

The word dandelion comes from an old French word dentdelion meaning tooth of the Lion, in reference to the jagged edges on the leaves of the plant. Smile

Since 1978, there have been 37 recorded incidents of people getting killed by vending machines. In all of the cases people shook the machines to get free merchandise or money, and the machines fell on them. Shock

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if you could change 3 things...

If you could change three things, any three things what would they be. Does not matter if they are personal things or world bending things. I know what I would change but I will keep my mouth closed until I get some input from others just to see if I am on the right path. Wink

Elf

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Never been fond of armpit hair

I have never been fond of armpit hair on women or men. So I found this makeup trend strange and very very funny.
DYED ARMPIT HAIR Shock

http://images.beautyandmakeupmatters.com/2016/10/Crazy-beauty-trends-Ever-Colored-Armpits-1.jpg

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banned from yoga class

Banned for wearing yoga pants to a yoga class Puzzled this is very confusing since everyone else was wearing yoga pants or shorts. The instructor said they where way to tight. I am a small and they where xsmall. Oh well, so I went to Neiman Marcus and got three more pair, since I am now saving money by not going to yoga class Wink

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more funny bird noises

@AndrewNadeau0
If it only takes 10,000 hours to master a skill why am I still so bad at sleeping?

@JimmyBauer
The main difference between a nudist and a streaker is speed.

@junejuly12
*drinks a bottle of smartwater* And now we wait...

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a funny tweet.

@rachelle_mandik
i ask my toddler what's in the box she's holding. "chaos!" she replies. "chaos! chaos!" i know she's trying to say "crayons," but it's not like she's wrong. Smile Wink Rachelle and her kid are funny Insane

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