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A Dozen Gentle 'Thoughts for Today' as We Grow Older

1. Aging: eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

2. The easiest way to find something that's lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

3. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you?

4. A penny saved is a government oversight.

5. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

6. He who hesitates is almost certainly right.

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Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween All. Remember do not eat all your candy at once!

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Halloween comments (web)

Things from the web, various sites.
Unfollowryanross writes:
If you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote "it was Friday the 13th, the night before Halloween" for her opening sentence. Insane

T-mom writes:
Get in the Halloween Spirit and make a ghost!
slightmahem replies:
That's called murder and I heard somewhere that is illegal.

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Staring or Stairing

I went to the beach yesterday with two friends, because it was 75 and sunny and it is never like that in Half Moon Bay. Smile We went there to run. We ran from the Half Moon Bay Airport to San Gregorio Beach and then back. It is about 16 miles each way with an elevation change of about 463 feet, so almost flat. We did the round trip in just under 5 hours, if you do not count the time we stopped for lunch at the Half Moon Bay Brewing Company on the way back to the my SUV.

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Did you fall into a vat?

Hey Kathy did you fall into a vat of vanishing cream and disappear? I have not you on the site. Maybe you washed away with all the rain.
Elf

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More Funny Facts

In Indonesia, a person points with their thumb as it’s considered very rude to point with a forefinger. Laughing out loud

The Bahai People of Iran have their own calendar consisting of nineteen months each with nineteen days. Shock

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Ball Washer?

I was cycling through a golf course that is under renovation. I came across a ball washer, it looked like this. https://fmwdistinct.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/500x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/j/u/justb4teenewweb2.jpg

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