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banned from yoga class

Banned for wearing yoga pants to a yoga class Puzzled this is very confusing since everyone else was wearing yoga pants or shorts. The instructor said they where way to tight. I am a small and they where xsmall. Oh well, so I went to Neiman Marcus and got three more pair, since I am now saving money by not going to yoga class Wink

Elf

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more funny bird noises

@AndrewNadeau0
If it only takes 10,000 hours to master a skill why am I still so bad at sleeping?

@JimmyBauer
The main difference between a nudist and a streaker is speed.

@junejuly12
*drinks a bottle of smartwater* And now we wait...

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a funny tweet.

@rachelle_mandik
i ask my toddler what's in the box she's holding. "chaos!" she replies. "chaos! chaos!" i know she's trying to say "crayons," but it's not like she's wrong. Smile Wink Rachelle and her kid are funny Insane

Elf

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Just a funny story

A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. A gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few

seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short

while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to

apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone,

"I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams,

it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's

another condition”.

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Loincloth guys for Kathy

Krug.JPG

Hi Kathy,
I thought I should find some guys in Loincloths, because you said even Krugs can rock a loin cloth Smile These guys rock Wink

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Alicia Keys

Love this singer and this song. Alicia Keys Pawn it All
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=alicia+keys+pawn+it+all&&view=detail&mid=9764BFE56B428AEED7489764BFE56B428AEED748&&FORM=VRDGAR
Why do I keep falling in love with people like her?
Elf

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Anyone know who Lucia Micarelli is?

She is a violin player, singer, and poet. OMG can she play the violin Cheer very good singer too. On top of that she is sexy and can dance too.
Check out Lucia Micarelli on you tube.

Elf

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