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Mac and cheese is not a vegetable

No matter what my son says mac and cheese is not a vegetable. Thankfully he likes vegetable as long as they come in green and they can be eaten with peanut butter, catshup, chocolate, hot sauce, or any combo of. He likes peas and peanut butter. Celery and chocolate. Serrano or jalapeño peppers with hot sauce. Lettuce with catshup and so on. But he also says that mac and cheese is a vegetable because it has no meat in it and you can put peanut butter, catshup, chocolate and hot sauce in it. I HATE Mac and cheese!!! It is evil. Evil
Maybe I should try hot sauce and Serrano peppers in it?

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If you kiss a prince do they turn...

I know if you kiss a frog you get a prince. I have never had the desire to kiss an amphibian. Now what I am wondering is if you kiss a prince (also something I have no desire to do), do they turn back into frogs?
Elf

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Happy New Year Everyone

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE, WELCOME TO 2019!
MAY THE NEW YEAR BE GOOD TO YOU AND YOURS. Smile

Elf

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do you have a female or male brain?

KT found this test and asked me to take it. I took the test 5 times. Once it said I had a balanced brain, half male and half female. So I took it again 4 more times over 4 days and each time it said I had a male brain. That seems logical since I like sports like football and rugby. KT took the test and each time she took it the test said you either have a female brain or you are a female. So I guess the test is pretty accurate.

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Help can not decide...

KT and I want to get new crop top hoodies with a thick fabric for colder weather. However we can not decide on the saying. Please let us know which you like.

1. Can not decide if I want to look like a snack or eat one.

2. Working out is fun but have you tried donuts!

3. Plays well with others Wink .

4. Cute but Psyco.

Please vote on which you like or if you have a better one post it.

Elf and KT Elf

Three more so KT does not go crazy.

5. You better buy me another beer cause your still ugly!

6. I can't Adult today.

7. I AM A VIRGIN [this is a very old shirt]

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Cat Jokes for Kathy from Kathy

Hi Kathy
KT has sent you some cat jokes.

What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.

What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.

How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?

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Not a good day for a bicycle ride.

It rained most of the day, was also not very warm, plus a few thunder storms. Sad So we spent the day in the hot tub. Smile Drinking wine, playing our version of underwater table tennis. Wink We, Kathy and I are both happy that ping pong balls float Laughing out loud

Kathy can be very silly and thought she saw a Shark in the hot tub. It was just an elf Oups

BE and KT

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